New Seat Tested. Face Left Reeking from Sweaty Smother Dirty Farts

New seat acquired. Time to test its comfort and breathability. My high-protein diet had some waste that needed releasing and unluckily for him, his face was a convenient disposal site. I sat heavy, smothering him under my sweaty, unwashed ass while unleashing a barrage of wet, dirty farts straight down his throat and face. By the time I finished, his face reeked. As it should.