Three Liters

I wanna set my new record! I wanna make the biggest pee in my whole life. So I am still drinking, this is fourth cup of diuretic tea. I must do it.*gulping*My old record was two liters. I wanna do it better... More and more... Never ending river of pure pee. Oh it's empty. I have to do another cup of tea. Maybe this time just green. We will see.*gulping*After a while...Omg look at my belly... I have no space inside! I am full! I have to pee right now... I can't hold it... I will beat by record. I can do it! It will be three liters of pee.